When you enter C Diff Isolation
Be sure to wear gown and gloves, it’s not a vacation.
Spreading C Diff causes diarrhea
For this, hand washing is the best idea.
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C Diff Exiting a Room
When you leave C Diff Isolation
Be sure to wash with long duration.
C diff only goes away with careful scrubbing
So makes sure your soap does lots of bubbling.
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Ask for Lovenox
Remember to ask for Lovenox,
To forget it is to invite clots
So don’t delay and say:
‘Please Doc can you stop a clot this day?’
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Stat Cart
Don’t forget to check the stat cart
This is a warning I ask you to take to heart.
Check check and check again
This will save lives, that’s very plain
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An Ode to Ativan
Oh Ativan an ode to thee,
Without you we would not have such glee
Thanks to you our patients snooze
Now it’s no longer like a hundred zoos
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Too Much Stool
Old people are fun to learn from and I love their laughter
However, they aren’t always fun to clean up after
With a toot and plop the bed is messy too much for a mop
It’s like a river. It never, stops.
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Clots Nil
Stop don’t start, the clot isn’t smart
It cant run it can’t hide, it only comes apart
by way of shot or pill, in its death it turns nil
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Contact Isolation
When entering Contact Isolation gown up and glove
And when you exit wash your hands and scrub
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Scrub Your Hands
Scrub scrub at your digits
dirty hands give us the fidgets
So clean those fingers please well and good
And stop C diff from spreading in food
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Wash your Hands
Wash wash wash your hands
for uncleanliness we shall not stand
Once, twice be sure to scrub them thrice
Please don’t allow them to spread any lice
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