Stop don’t start, the clot isn’t smart
It cant run it can’t hide, it only comes apart
by way of shot or pill, in its death it turns nil
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Funny Poems About Nursing RN
A growing collection of funny or emotional poems that I write about my daily nursing experiences. Read, chuckle, relate, enjoy!
C Diff Post Heading
Cdiff is gross, c diff spreads most
So read this and be ware of this post:
(This one is good for posters or postings. You can post new C diff policy or education below above tagline)
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SCDs Silence the Clot
‘Please, please sir’ the clot cried!
‘Don’t put those SCDs on, they hurt my pride’
The nurse quickly applied SCDs and rejoiced,
now the clot no longer had a voice
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SubQ DVT Prevention
With the poke of a needle and the gulp of a pill
you can stop each clot trembling still
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Contact Isolation
When entering Contact Isolation gown up and glove
And when you exit wash your hands and scrub
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Scrub Your Hands
Scrub scrub at your digits
dirty hands give us the fidgets
So clean those fingers please well and good
And stop C diff from spreading in food
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Wash your Hands
Wash wash wash your hands
for uncleanliness we shall not stand
Once, twice be sure to scrub them thrice
Please don’t allow them to spread any lice
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