Funny Poems About Nursing RN

Security Stat

Pete RN June 4, 2014 June 4, 2014 Saftey

Security please come this patients gone crazy
I swear its not me being angry or lazy.
They’re kicking and throwing and all out of sorts
The way they are looking, I might mess my shorts.

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No Time to Micturate

Pete RN June 3, 2014 June 3, 2014 Incontinence

Holy cow you need to wait,
I don’t have time for you to micturate.
So cross your legs or jump up and down,
Just please wait a second I’ll be around

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Telemetry Punch

Pete RN June 2, 2014 June 2, 2014 Cardiac

Telemetry,
How I would like to punch thee
Your beep and you boop,
It happens again and again in a loop
Today I think I’ll give you my boot

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Take your Aspirin!

Pete RN May 30, 2014 May 30, 2014 Strokes

Strokes are no jokes, not even funny
They can crush a spirit or cost lots of money,
So please dear sir, take your aspirin
It will go better for you and keep you long lastin’

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C Diff Entering a Room

Pete RN May 28, 2014 May 28, 2014 Clostridium Difficile (C Diff) / Isolation

When you enter C Diff Isolation
Be sure to wear gown and gloves, it’s not a vacation.
Spreading C Diff causes diarrhea
For this, hand washing is the best idea.

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C Diff Exiting a Room

Pete RN May 28, 2014 May 28, 2014 Clostridium Difficile (C Diff) / Isolation

When you leave C Diff Isolation
Be sure to wash with long duration.
C diff only goes away with careful scrubbing
So makes sure your soap does lots of bubbling.

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Ask for Lovenox

Pete RN May 28, 2014 May 28, 2014 DVT Prophylaxis / Lovenox

Remember to ask for Lovenox,
To forget it is to invite clots
So don’t delay and say:
‘Please Doc can you stop a clot this day?’

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Stat Cart

Pete RN May 27, 2014 May 27, 2014 Stat Cart

Don’t forget to check the stat cart
This is a warning I ask you to take to heart.
Check check and check again
This will save lives, that’s very plain

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An Ode to Ativan

Pete RN May 27, 2014 May 27, 2014 Sedatives

Oh Ativan an ode to thee,
Without you we would not have such glee
Thanks to you our patients snooze
Now it’s no longer like a hundred zoos

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Too Much Stool

Pete RN May 26, 2014 May 26, 2014 Body Fluids

Old people are fun to learn from and I love their laughter
However, they aren’t always fun to clean up after
With a toot and plop the bed is messy too much for a mop
It’s like a river. It never, stops.

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