How many times do nurses wash their hands?
As many times as Brain makes escape plans.
If I would have thought of investing in soap
I wouldn’t be here cleaning poop like a dope.
A growing collection of funny or emotional poems that I write about my daily nursing experiences. Read, chuckle, relate, enjoy! 
Category: Hand Washing
Scrub Your Hands
Scrub scrub at your digits
dirty hands give us the fidgets
So clean those fingers please well and good
And stop C diff from spreading in food
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Wash your Hands
Wash wash wash your hands
for uncleanliness we shall not stand
Once, twice be sure to scrub them thrice
Please don’t allow them to spread any lice
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