Take your Aspirin!

Strokes are no jokes, not even funny
They can crush a spirit or cost lots of money,
So please dear sir, take your aspirin
It will go better for you and keep you long lastin’

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Stat Cart

Don’t forget to check the stat cart
This is a warning I ask you to take to heart.
Check check and check again
This will save lives, that’s very plain

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An Ode to Ativan

Oh Ativan an ode to thee,
Without you we would not have such glee
Thanks to you our patients snooze
Now it’s no longer like a hundred zoos

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Too Much Stool

Old people are fun to learn from and I love their laughter
However, they aren’t always fun to clean up after
With a toot and plop the bed is messy too much for a mop
It’s like a river. It never, stops.

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Clots Nil

Stop don’t start, the clot isn’t smart
It cant run it can’t hide, it only comes apart
by way of shot or pill, in its death it turns nil

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